I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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