Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
