In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
