Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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