she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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