Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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