I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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