I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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