I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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