NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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