So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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