Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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