I'm going to jail i love you
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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