Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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