That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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