elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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