So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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