we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
