My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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