i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
they're like a gay fantastic four
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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