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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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