I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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