Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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