Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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