i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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