Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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