alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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