so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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