You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I've blown a few things in my day
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Text me some of your sweat
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