The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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