their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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