If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I didn't notice because vodka
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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