Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
