okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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