Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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