return my video game
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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