We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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