Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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