just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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