have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
