yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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