what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
