The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
