belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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