...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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