Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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