I can tuck mytits in my pants
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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