We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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