I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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