I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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